The Köhlervision Channel Network (KVCN) is an alternative media source for information, entertainment, and spiritual enrichening. It aims to provide a completely unbiased experience, lacking the "absurd conspiracy theories that totally aren't real and you totally shouldn't look further into, guys" of the conservatives, and the sickeningly saturated flags of the liberals, instead opting for a negaprogressive* worldview. (*Progressing, just in the wrong direction.)

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This programme is hosted entirely by the big man, Jan Köhler and his associates (he, him, and himself,) and it will return to being that way as soon as he heals from his diagnosis of "death by chainsaw" and can leave the hospital.

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In the meantime, any questions or inquiries should be addressed to our PR manager, Patrick, who can be reached at gulieguliescu@gmail.com