Hey! My name is Patrick, but you can call me Pnod, or Pat, or whatever you'd like. Here is where I'd make a joke about letting you call me on your phone, except I'd really rather that I didn't have to hear your wretched voice.

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I'm just yer typical artsy weirdo. If you were to take just a brief look at this site, you'd be forgiven for assuming that I'm sort of scatterbrained, and couldn't focus on one thing if my life depended on it.

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There is no punchline to that.

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Make yourself comfortable, take off your shoes at the door, take a look around. There's probably something here that's matched to your tastes. If there isn't, I'm sure you're smart enough to get out on your own.​