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Hey! My name is Patrick, but you can call me Pnod, or Pat, or whatever you'd like. Here is where I'd make a joke about letting you call me on your phone, except I'd really rather that I didn't have to hear your wretched voice.
I'm just yer typical artsy weirdo. If you were to take just a brief look at this site, you'd be forgiven for assuming that I'm sort of scatterbrained, and couldn't focus on one thing if my life depended on it.
There is no punchline to that.
Make yourself comfortable, take off your shoes at the door, take a look around. There's probably something here that's matched to your tastes. If there isn't, I'm sure you're smart enough to get out on your own.
Latest Status Update:
Hope everyone's summer has been going well, mine certainly has. Going to Italy in a few days, so that's gonna be pretty sweet. What else can I say?... Oh, right! As of today, Jake Fortress is officially complete! Finally! I have spent the past few months working on it at, quite honestly, a feverish rate, I threw myself into that thing. The ideas for this game have been floating around my head for years- it's all got quite some history behind it, silly as it may seem. Making the game was, frankly, a really cathartic experience for me. It felt like closing a chapter in my life. So, while it is bittersweet, I am glad to finally have completed this monument.
Aside from that. I've got two more projects that I've also been juggling and working on in the background- they're also near completion, I just need to refine them a bit more. One is an update to RetroEx, and the other is gonna be... well, it's gonna be a lot of things, but primarily a silly meme game that kickstarts one of the stories of the Wynd. There is a man named Jan. We know him as the prophet. His story has, debatably, already started. But it starts anew- it *truly* starts- this August.
And once those two projects are done with- which again, they shouldn't take long at all... Well, let's just say I've got some stuff brewing for the Suicide Mouse fans. That's all I'm sayin'.
-July 31st, 2025
So, what's new around here?

Also, hey! this is a bit older, but it's still something you might find neat:
The Things Behind Those Eyes.
It's a mixed collection that features for one half short stories, and then the other half poems, which I have sporadically written over the past few years. From dark existentialist brooding, to absurdist comedy, to cathartic reflections on life, it definitely mashes through quite a lot of moods, so there's probably something in here you'll find neat!
Or, if you want to download it, you can find it in PDF, EPUB, or MOBI on my Itch.io!