There was a man, once

A man with a few thousand flaws

He was a freeman of the land

And this man, thing is,

He had never yet heard of any of the laws

So he treat'd everyone like sand

 

Oh, he's so good and smart

Oh, it ain't just deception

Ain't got no bad in his heart

Ain't no need of correction

 

And he was so mean, he actually got arrested, once

Through his smiles and laughter, he choked out a “Why?

There ain't no such thing as a bad guy.”

And he heard somebody else say,

“Don't think.

Don't cry.

It's not your fault.

No, you are not going to die.

The pain's done and over with.

Goodbye.”

 

And the man lost a flaw that day.